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I Wish These Socks Were A Little Bit Darker

April 15, 2011

New comic! I’m on a roll now, thirty comics here I come. I don’t know what else to say really, and I should go get ready for work now, so enjoy, and see you next time.

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  1. Chase the Dark Lord says:

    I remember when I was in elementary school in Spanish class, I has this odd phase where my pencil always had to be insanely sharp. So I went to sharpen my pencil for the eighth time in half as many minutes, and the teacher asked me “Is your pencil broken”? I was terrified I was going to get in trouble, and I frantically thought: “I wish my pencil was broken.” and I looked down, and my pencil’s tip had shattered into fragments of graphite and wood. It still perplexes me to this day. O_o

  2. Glorificas says:

    Please people, don’t use the W word lightly. There are active vengence demons out there!!!

  3. Marscaleb says:

    Could be worse. It could be granted by the Elefairy.

    …But yeah, I fear that happening too.

  4. bigworldsmallperson says:

    I have always had this fear O_O

  5. R Jay says:

    No accidental wishes have come true for me yet… I better watch what I say!

  6. Mich says:

    When i was about 10 the shower was cold, so i was like “I wish this shower would heat up” and then SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHOOOOSSHHHH i burnt my back.

  7. Melissa says:

    when i was little i couldint go to sleep so i said “i wish when i open my eyes it would be morning so the i closed my eyes and i heard a BOOM! sound and then opened them and it was morning!

  8. Melissa says:

    when i was little i couldint go to sleep so i said “i wish when i open my eyes it would be morning so the i closed my eyes and i heard a BOOM! sound and then opened them and it was morning

  9. Steve says:

    Had this happen with some frenchfries once.

    They were too salty so I said “I wish these were less salty”. (and I swear this next part is true) I hear a noise kind of like a rain stick (the salt running down them into the bottom of the cardboard fry-thing) and they were less salty. it was weird.

  10. Otter says:

    One of my greatest (and probably most unlikely) fear!

  11. FazNZ says:

    This kinda happened to me :( My friend and I were walking home from downtown on a cold rainy night, and I said to him “I wish I had a balaclava” About 5 mins later we came to a street corner, and there was a balaclava lying there – the one and only time I’ve EVER seen a stray balaclava.

    So that was my one and only granted wish

  12. Hank says:

    Man I bet he wished for a beer and some hot bitches just then

  13. Cristina says:

    THIS.

  14. Elise says:

    reddit frontpage

  15. Tim says:

    Now I am terrified to! :|

    (Love your comics!)

  16. whaddeva says:

    and now you have two different socks…

    1. Mitch says:

      Nope. He said “I wish THESE socks were a little darker.”

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