At the time of posting this new comic, it’s about 4 and a half hours into Valentine’s Day for New Zealand, so.. Happy Valentine’s Day! I really need to go to bed now so goodnight.
At the time of posting this new comic, it’s about 4 and a half hours into Valentine’s Day for New Zealand, so.. Happy Valentine’s Day! I really need to go to bed now so goodnight.

Is no one going to comment on the fact that the guy has an arrow sticking out of his ass???? Great comic, by the way!
Introdution to masturbation
i hope they’re child is a chair
WOOOOOO!
NEW ZEALAND!
and sexy tables…. i like sexy tables
Dude, I laughed soooo damn hard!!!
“I guess it’s kinda sexy” lol You’re a GENIUS!!!
doesn’t anybody get the feeling that this comic, the person who falls in love with the table is like the comics in Suicide and Happiness? Great Comics btw, i love them
Cyanide*
Funny thing, I actually got this comic for valentine’s day from my girlfriend in sketch-form. Kudos to you, good sir.
I cant tell you how hard I laughed at this when It came out. This is fantastic!
I have got an important question.
Is the guy with a beard and mustache and red eyes real?
( I am slow. )
As real as real can be.
Just found your site today. Looks like another web comic i’ll follow to oblivion
I saw your comics on iwastesomuchtime, came here, and read every single one! You do a great job, wish there was a way to keep you un-stressed though ): it makes me sad to see how you’re sleep deprived like every week!
hilarious! I just saw this on the failblog dating section as well, more traffic for you
Wut?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1583118/American-caught-having-sex-with-picnic-table.html
well im now all caught up with the loading artist, i will continue to follow your delightful work as time unfolds, brilliant webcomic sir i put it in the same leagues as Warehouse and Cyanide and happiness
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Wait………YOU LIVE IN NEW ZELAND!?!?!?!
GENIUS! Too bad I can’t look at tables the same way now …
wtf. this is not yours. its from THEOATMEAL.COM f*cking ridiculous that you took it and even watermarked the comic strip as yours…
Uh, what? This is my comic. What are you talking about?
Greg, this is a good thing, only the good websites generate enough attention to attract trolls. Consider it a step forward.
Shut up allHOUSE, you’re just trolling and trying to start crap. You probably draw really lame comics that only accumulate about 2 hits of traffic a week (you’re parents) and you’re probably like -1 on reddit (if that’s possible) so you come on here all jealous and whatnot. SHUT UP LOSER
Lesson #1 of the Internet: don’t feed the trolls.
actually i’ve seen theoatmeal.com before and their styles only seem similar.the other’ style isnt as cute as this :3 the artist theoatmeal uses more of people with actual limbs, not lines.
btw, loo and check before u go acusing someone’s hard work as someone else’s
Okay,I know you are probably a fan of that site,but it doesn’t mean you can go where you want saying “This is copied”. Please,make more researches before accusing someone.
Oh,by the way,this is my first post
You do realize that the internet..and just about everything IN THE ENTIRE WORLD is copied off each other or INSPIRED BY EACH OTHER
L2troll.
and leave greg alone
let us see if you can do any better
show us your artistic abilities and putting your self out there for everyone to see your art work.
my two cents.
Also don’t bother posting back to me on about your own opinion
Cause i won’t check back on it.
Only the color looks the same (just very slightly) but it can just be a coincidence. Heck I even tried to create my own comics a few years back(never published) and upon looking at some comics today they sure do look like my drawings. (because I simplified them, made the content/text the focus and not the drawings itself)
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Now THAT is funny!
I like how every time he posts a comic it gets instantly on 9gag
I think that was how I found the site as well.
I hope it gets more view for you.
Same… That’s how I got here
I’m sorry, but 9gag is for content stealing dick bags.
People DO fall in love with tables! Here’s the comic IRL:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html
Awesome stuff…I’ve come back to this comic like 4 times today and it still makes me laugh everytime
The Eastern Rabbit must get a Main Charakter
!
That Easter bunny is incredible.
This comic led me here, I went back a few, and then started from the beginning, and now I’ve gone full circle. Truly a wonderful talent you have. I’m sure you’re a good person, too.
Yea, I have just done the same, and now I’m feeling quite tired, so I’LL USE HIS COMMENT TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS!!!!!
What he said
also that.
I did the very same thing. Just got sad cuz there are only a few of them u_u Excelent work! n_n’
LOL ! I love your webcomics, I couldn’t live life without them.
Maybe you could make one with all the characters gatherd around and holding a sign with the logo? That would be cute
And about your banner at the top of the website I’ve seen you’ve changed it (Haven’t been on in a while because of no internet) Did you do that yourself?
yr ingenuity is timeless!
The rabbit!!! THE RABBIT!!!1
Yeah, well you can take your Valentines crap and shove it right up your… err… sorry, bit of a tender point for us “still-painfully-singles”. Fantastic work otherwise. Also, I hope the guy remembers to use varnish… you wouldn’t want any painful splinters in delicate places.
Lol, best of the valentines web comics I’ve read this year.
Alright guys, we gt the best comic so far over here
I lol’d harder than usual! xD you’re awesome dude!
Dude, you really make me laugh
This was adorable! It cracked me up
) I always love reading your comics!:)
Nice one!!
xD hahaha, hilarious :’D
always happens!
you always fall in love with tables???? o.O
What, doesn’t everyone?
No, most of us just SAY that to get them into bed.
HA! I love it.